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ravenalanala
28 April 2009 @ 04:12 am

Approximately 130 minutes driving;;

828Yen on Food&Drinks;;

1800Yen on Lets Go Jungle, slapping frogs and shooting giant spiders;;

4000Yen spread out across game center garbage;;

400Yen on Purikuras, one of the pages is still missing;;

1000Yen on Parking, getting the change for which was an epic adventure in enough it's own.

The better part of 7hrs, including breaks and a dog walk, completing the Never Ending Setlist on Rock Band 2
x______________x

&6 Minutes 'flirting' at the gate with ID checker&Breathalizerer, Sgt. Miller, noticed how pretty his eyes and teeth are <3

SHOULD POSSIBLY ADJUST PRIORITIES AND WHOTWHOT.
 
 
Current Location: My bed
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: We Like Sports, Incredibad
 
 
ravenalanala
28 March 2009 @ 01:36 am

 

SO ANOTHER COPY AND PASTE FROM MSN, LOLOLOLOL. UHH. I BE THE BLUE TEXTTTT. Meggin~Green :B

 

fucking jamaicunts man

I got cornered.

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

WHATTTT

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

YEAH MAN. LIKE IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT HARAJUKU, HOW YOUR MOM WAS LKE 'OH, YOU'RE PROLLY BEING PARANOID' AND MY MIND DWAS LIKE ORLY?

but yeah, like we were in donquijote and I had SUDDEN URGE TO PEE so I was like mel, finish yo shopping and meet me wherevers after I pee.

so she's like kay, I waddle off, and like right next to the shoe place next to Cat's Eye this jamaican is like EYECONTACT and I'm like ohfuck, kinda fuzzy brain from INTECTOID PAIN and he's like approach

so I'm like sighhh x____x and he does that thing where he's trying to hold my hand but I'm pretending to dig through my bag while he's asking all this questions like WHERE DO YOU LIVE, YOU IN SCHOOL? HOW OLD ARE YOU? CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER? WHEN CAN I CALL YOU? WANNA MEET UP FOR DRINKS?

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

CN I HAB UR NUMBAH? ):

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

and I'm like ughhghghghghghghhhh trying to pull out my phone and fake a call and STUPID THING revives itself for a minute (RIIIGHT) and he's all oh, gimme your number, so I end up thinking again, fuzzy, infectoid JUST GIVE HIM THE NUMBER AND NEVER ANSWER HIM/BLOCK HIS CALLS.

so I do, I run away into the game center going MAN MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING IN THERE he's finally like okay, hug attempt and I'm like fucking nigga dodge, and I call mel like DUDE, I'M IN CATS EYE. I CAN'T GO BACK OUT THERE.

so she comes over and I tell her what happened, she's like DDDD: D: D: D: D: and then like five minutes later she has money in a game to win chocolates or whatever and this OTHER JAMAICUNT comes walking in and he's like EYECONTACT and I'm like SHITFUCK because he comes up all HEYYY, NOISENOISENOISE and he just like grabs my hand so I'm like FUCK, THERE GOES MY ESCAPE? and he's like talktalk WHERE

DO YOU LIVE? and I'm like UH.UH.UHH.FAR? and he's like OHYEAH?WHERE? and like right after that mel finishes her last claw thing and like spins on the dude like WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES? YOU DON'T KNOW HER. BLAHBLAHBLAH and I'm like inner laugh at mad mel

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

OH GOD MAD MEL ohgod what

hahah

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

and the guys like heyy, I'm just tryin to get to know you blahblahblah and mel's like what's your name? and he's like mike or something that I kinda doubted and she's like MIKE. I AM MELANIE. THAT IS ALREADY MORE THEN YOU NEED TO KNOW BUT THERE, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHERE WE'RE FROM OR WHERE WE LIVE noisenoisenoise and I'nm like HAAA. *pushees&drags mel off in random direction towards purikurass

s*

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

lmaoooooooooooo

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

and she's like wtfff? jamaicans? wtfff? why is you attractin dem? and I was like IDK MAN. UH. PERFUME?

and she's like snort, and we go about our day jamaicun dodging.

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

YOUR PHERAMONES or whatever

hahahahaahohgod man

that's just...a;sldkfj;slkdjf

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

that was what she thought at first xD;; 'BATHE IN PHERAMONES, MUCH?'

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

HAH

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

but but but IT WAS A BLACK DUDE THING MAN IDK.

because like I got onbase with mel, and I had to grab some cabbage from the commissary to make dinner, and I run in and see this dude I see like everywhere onbase, and idk, he talks to me something? he's funny lololol xD;

but he's like STRIKESUPCONVERSASHUNAGAIN and he's light skinned'ed so I'm like MOARTRUSTING 'I GOT A FRIEND WAITING IN THE CAR, SEE YOU ROUND o 3o' *darts off*

but yeah, I saw him yesterday at the clinic because he works there, he was talking to some of the check in counter people when I went up like hopkins, appointment for 2o'clock, and he's like 'NO YOU'RE NOT.'

I hadn't noticed him, so I just turn and look like -___ - psh. and then I slide my ID across the counter like ANYWAYSSS

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

lmaooo

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

and he's like DAMN YA'LL. YOU SEE THAT? MAN. I MEAN MAAAN. SHE JUST SLAPPED ME WITH A STARE.'

and lawl, that's just been in my head since then xD lololol

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

hahahaha XD ohman

There are less Baldwin brothers, then there are polar bears :U says:

srsly

so I got in the car like shit. black men these days.

my read wants a baby but I cannot sandwich it says:

hahahahahahaah THIS IS WHY I'M RACIST? but not? ahahaha

 
 
Current Location: My bed
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Ordinary People, John Legend
 
 
ravenalanala
27 March 2009 @ 01:28 am

Still plagued by the dreaded double ear infection. While the right side's pain is pretty muted at the mo`, the left side is throbbing to the extent where I feels like screaming bloody murder. Dx
Random kicks of pain cause me to twitch awkwardly like oshit followed by just normal throbbing pain.
WHATS WEIRD IS that I've already taken the ear drops, which normally helps lots, AND the ibuprofen.
So what the fuck, ear?
Why're you being such a dick?
The only way I feel I can more thoroughly describe the pain, is that in my left ear canal/temple, it feels like I have gratuitous amounts of bubble wrap. Bubble wrap which feels like, every five seconds, it is being popped by somebody stepping on the side of my face/head. 
Though I typically find bubble wrap amusing, having it in your head is a horrendous sensation.
And I'm so tired, I keep yawning but I'm afraid if a yawn escapes that is in fact too epic, that it will cause my left ear to pop aaand I can guess that that would be a horrible feeling.
SIGHHHH.
Plus this is the first time a while my room temp has been fucked. It keeps getting too hot, then too cold, then my heaters on but my fingers are freezing. -__-
*paintwitch*
Shiet.
 
 
ravenalanala
26 March 2009 @ 02:13 am
STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs.

R: Running Away~ Hoobastank
A: Admit It!!!~ Say Anything
V: Viva La White Girl~ Gym Class Heroes
E: EST. [80's Baby]~ Tyga
N: Na De Na feat. El Gocho~ Khriz y Angel

H: Handlebars~ Flobots
O: Ordinary People~ John Legend
P: Pizza Day~ The Aquabats
K: Kill the Rock~ Mindless Self Indulgence
I: I Don't Care~ Fall Out Boy
N: No Air feat. Chris Brown~ Jordin Sparks
S: Showstopper (Ukulele)~ AJ Rafael


STEP TWO:
– Name: Raven A. V. Hopkins
– Birth date: June 9th~
– Nickname: Labun, Rabun, Rave, Spic, Frijolera, Payasa, ..uhh lots- dahurr.
– Eye Color: Shit Brown :D
– Hair Color: Right now, dyed dark brownnn;;Natural, like six shades of brown.

STEP THREE:
–The shoes you wore today: Out for errands, black and yellow Nikes; Dinner black and white Zoo York patterened dunks.
– Your weaknesses: Prone to ear infections. D< Mood swings I tend to try and hide.
– Your fear(s): Having a drawn out, painful death/Dying alone.
– Your perfect pizza: Bacon, Mushroom, Hamburger, Double Cheese @ w@
– Goal you’d like to achieve: Have my own place before I'm 21.

STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature: Uhh. Lips? Hair? IDKMAN.
– Your bedtime: Shiet. I need to give myself one. This 3am garbage is killing me on the inside</3
– Most missed memory: Ohman, I don't miss memories, I cherish them?
Yeah, deep right? Just came up with that.

STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? Diet Pepsi o wo
– McDonald’s or Burger King: McNuggets
– Adidas or Nike: OHMAN. DD: Both. <333333
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
– Chocolate or Vanilla: You can use vanilla to make chocolate. Which makes vanilla autowin.
– Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino

STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Smoke: Like bi-monthly during trip modes = 3=;
– Curse: Like a sailor :D 
– Sing: In my showerrr~
– Dance: Like a foo
– Have a crush: Dahurr # o wo#
– Want to go to college: Eventually.
– Like(d) high school: Yas. Actually miss it D:
– Want to get married: Them's future talk
– Get motion sickness: Yas D: *fail*
– Think you’re attractive: Some occasions o 3o
– Think you’re a health freak: Snort out loud.
– Get along with your parents: PASS.

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: Yasss
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Over the course of a month. And like... Tama ate a bunch of them.
– Eaten Sushi: Allergic man.
– Been on stage: Its been a while.
– Gone skating: Its been yearsss D:
– Made homemade cookies: Took it to the next level, made brownies :D
– Gone Skinny dipping: Jajaja. No.
– Stolen anything: DAHURR.

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: Lawl, yas.
– If so, was it mixed company: Mixed company's the best company?
-- Flashed anyone: Got flashed D: So..so many times.
– Been beaten up: Psh. These fools can't get on my level.
– Shoplifted: Used to be a classified clepto o 3o

STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: 27
– Numbers of Children: Two to four.
– Describe your Dream Wedding: More of my frands then famliy there. Snowy :D
– What country would you most like to visit? Greece.
STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex..
– Best eye color?: Light brown
– Best hair color?: Black
– Short hair or long hair?: Long <3
– Height: 6'+

STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: Five.
– Number of CDs that I own: Lots.
– Number of tattoos: None yet, that'll change soon~
– Number of piercings: Eight.

Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday? Tama, the father, Jaime, Dat.
What woke you up this morning? More Japanese people in my backyard. I need to put up a fence.
Where are you? My bed.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? Prolly not. No ear medicines til Friday </3
Do you like anybody? :D

THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? Yes
Passed out because of alcohol? yes
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? New Spiderman toothbrush.

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? Not massive, not small. Around 2500sqft, and a pool. 
What do you want to be when you grow up? I still don't know.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? No clue.

IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? Candy bracelets :D
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? I ran my boob into the stair rail earlier ): I'm always running into things.
Do you listen to music every day? My life would be horrible without music.
Do you still go trick or treating? Didn't last year.
What was the last thing you ate? Some graham crackers. 
Are you a fast typer? When I needs to be. I suck with typing tests though?
Whats your favorite type of soda? Diet Pepsi.
Have you ever moved? So many times.
Have you ever won an award? A few :)
Are you listening to music right now? Nope, watching epic episode of Ghost Whisperer.
How long ’till your birthday? Two months and a few days.
When were you the saddest in your whole life? Ringing in the year 2000 with my gramma's death.
What time is it? 2:59am
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? My mom used to buy off ebay. Everynow and then she'd get something random for me.
Who makes you mad? Lol, lotsa people. ): mostly my dad though. o 3o
Have you ever heard a song written about you? Spur of the moment :D<3456
Something you want to happen in 2009? I wants a fun summerrr.
Honestly, do you miss 2008? 2oo8 was NOT kind to me.

HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Frilly Red :B
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? Summerrr
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? This. And chatting with seven people. And watching Everybody Hates Chrisss.
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? Threw out some food that was still good? Idk. That's a crime in my dad's eyes.
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Masako.
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Nobody I can think of.
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Getting stuck finishing something that somebody else started. 
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? After a nail breaks I normally bite it off. Which is still horrible.
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Nope.
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yes. ):
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Not a big one- That's what she said.
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? HAH.
17. Honestly, are you in denial? Nope :O But isn't denial normally when you claim you're not? IDK MAN. DON'T THINK I AM.
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Nah.
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? How many ways you gon ask this? ): <
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? Yas :D
1. What do you do when you’re mad? Rant, cry, draw, move stuff around my room.
2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? Power punched my dad's door and cracked it.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Nope.
4. Do you swear when you’re mad? Yesssssss.

CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried? when I watched a movie earlier :'D *faggot*
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? I didn't like cry myself to sleep, I cried for a long time and then just passed out. IDK SOUNDS LESS EMO TO ME THAT WAY.
3. Do certain songs make you cry? Your Guardian Angel~ The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus;;Daddy's Little Girl~ Frankie J.
4. What usually makes you cry? CUZ ITS JUST EMOSHUNZ TAKIN ME OOO~VER.

HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? I'm not like, the happy person, but I clown a lot :D
2. What makes you the happiest? Being with friends, Making memories, Looking back on those memories.
4. Do you believe in yourself? Urm. To an extent. I know my limitations.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? BLUSHBLUSHBLUSH ;DDDD;D;D;D;D;D
 
 
Current Location: My bed
Current Mood: content
Current Music: All Around Me- Flyleaf
 
 
ravenalanala
28 January 2009 @ 01:29 am
Uhh, I actually dreamt this up after a few of the longer, more epic dreams that I'll post whenever, but this one in short and weird but doesn't call for as much description as some of the next will, so this'll prolly be the last for tonight.
The dream saga will be continued though, because once you pop.. you can't stop?
Shh. Its late.

Anyways, Two nights ago,

Running through some random amazonish jungle when I smack into a gross, gooey substance. Hahaha. Get yo mind out the gutter. Anyways, I'm trying to get through but I can't and I eventually become entangled in what I realize is this epic, huge, spiderweb. I start hearing violin lady from the second Spiderman movie and when I look up, Spiderpig is coming down the web, I started freaking out thinking he was gonna kill me or something but then I hear ugly hissing and look across the Spiderpig to my other side where this massive furry spider is charging for me,
Spiderpig manages to cut the furry spider from mauling me while I continue trying to chew my way out from the webbing, yas, chew.
The webbing was gross, I spaz out and remember I have my clepto-pocket knife in my pocket and work that out of my pocket. It slices through the webbing easily and I run off leaving Spiderpig to fight the furry spider but after I notice a bright light I hear a squeal from the pig, but keep running, I burst through the light and when I look around I'm on a beach, it looks like Nimitz beach in Hawaii, where I used to go when I was 10, and Blackie, Nadine, Megan, and Riker are all hanging around randomly but Megan and Blackie kept arguing because apparently while I was about to be nom'd by a massive spider, Megan had gotten buried in the sand by the other's and Blackie ran off to get something out of the car (I don't know where this car was or came from) but Megan was flipping out about being buried alive.

Then I woke up tangled in my blankets and almost rolled off my bed :'D
 
 
Current Location: My bed
Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Inside of You- Hoobastank
 
 
ravenalanala
28 January 2009 @ 12:26 am

I've been putting off coming back to LJ because I'm too lazy to post pictures and bring up adventures and shenanigans as of late. But I've been having some trip~tastic dreams that I feel are worthy of documenting.
I normally keep them written in random journals and sketchbooks around my room but I guess it'll be interesting to have an ecopy o 3o

Soooo, I was supposed to have started doing this like last week, rofl, but I just now got around to it since the dreams are piling up.

The oldest dream I'm bringing up, only because it has to do with a comic Megan drew me www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php, coff.

So yes.
There I was, sleeping.
Suddenly I woke up to a rukus from the floor in my room, I peer over the edge of my bed to see a massive alligator staring me in the eyes. Before the battle stare was completed I managed to unsheathe a sword and use it to fend off the alligator with one arm while I pried open my window with the other, I then leapt from my bed to the tree branch a couple feet outside my window and climbed down to the backyard before I notice the army of alligators waiting around the bottom of the tree.
I then begin hopping from one's head to the next while simultaneously stabbing most of them in the face as I make my way into the kitchen. I look out the window to the back yard where I see a million dead alligator bodies and as I clean my sword I think of the wonderful idea~ People pay good money for gator skin bags and boots ane whotwhot, atleast they did in the 80's, so I design, skin, and manufacture hats from all the dead gators who tried to kill me.
I become a millionaire overnight and then make a short appearance on Oprah, when I go onstage there's a gator hat under every audience member's chair and Oprah's wearing one herself.

Woke up pretty lawlish.

Be posting the next dream either in a few minutes or a few hours if I decide to go to sleep :'D

 
 
Current Location: My bed
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Pose- Daddy Yankee
 
 
ravenalanala
12 October 2008 @ 02:18 am


Do do you know how to heal a brooo~oken heart!?

ANYWAYS.,


Been putting off posting in here, but something I should? Even though 2 out of my 3 friends on here have already heard the story :D Might just end up linking it to whoever else asks about it.

I spent a week in the hospital, Megan was the first to ask and I basically laid it out better for her then anyone else so MSN CONVO COPY ;DDDD

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

WHAAAT IS YOUR SN ABOUT BB. ):

Just got out the hospital says:

MY SN BE ABOUT MY WEEK IN A HOSPITAL ): ):

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

BUT WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT

Just got out the hospital says:

On monday I was dying of tummy cramps and whatnot so I went to the big clinic over heres, they ran me from doctor to doctor from 2pm to midnight before shoving some massive mabob up mah vagoo and going omg looks like you might have polycystic ovarian syndrome

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

ohfuck

Just got out the hospital says:

so I was like kk?? and they're like not really, you has a cyste that is blocking the bloodflow to your right ovary so we needs some surgeory right nows, right then some ho who got shot in the head comes in so they push me aside

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

WTH jesus christ man

Just got out the hospital says:

then at 1am they're like lets get our surgeory on and they did, I waked up at 4am and they were admitting me to some room or whatevers and they held me captive til now.

Just got out the hospital says:

Or a few hours ago, whatevers. But since they took so long to find out what was wrong with my one of my ovarys died but during the surgeory they found a cyste forming on the left side too so they got that out the of way just in case for the future and whatnot

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

well they have to watch over you to see what happens and all, BUT DUDE THAT IS INSANE.

jeeeeeeez

Just got out the hospital says:

Yeahhhh

Just got out the hospital says:

like I'd never been in a hospital for more then bloodwork

Just got out the hospital says:

so normally I'm stabbed and I leave, so I was tripping out real hardcore over it.

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

oh man hahahahah XD;;

i'd imagine so, dude, it takes some getting used to

Just got out the hospital says:

and since my stomach had been fucked I hadn't eaten since the day before the surgeory and I just remember having a breakdown and crying at the clinic and texting Kain omg omg omg just bring me some lemonade

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

T^T the night before sugery suuuucks 'cause of no food god

Just got out the hospital says:

I hadn't eaten because my tummy was fucked

Just got out the hospital says:

so suddenly before they know if they need to do surgeory or whatnot, I'm cramping, tired, starving and I'm like omg Kaaaain DDDDD: ;_________;

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

AWWWW

Just got out the hospital says:

rofl, I told him they took out my ovary since it did die on the left side and he's all ohnoez, I'll come down, and rescue you, and your ovary, and then we can.. make a little frankenstein ovaraven

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

hahahahaha

Farewell, my steel magnolia says:

XD;;


Nadine actually popped up somewheres in the middle of that, somewhere around they took mah ovary, and questioned whether or not I could still have babies and I can, doctors said my chances of procreating hadn't been decreased at all soooo as long as my other ovary doesn't kersplode it'll be fine. 

Aaaand so that's all I feel like updating now :D 



'Cept I'm at home now and really drugged with all this medication they loaded me up with before I left, I go in to get my staples removed Thursday, and it fails to walk. ):
 
 
Current Location: My mom's bed
Current Mood: sore
Current Music: Woah Oh (Me vs. Everyone)., Forever the Sickest Kids
 
 
ravenalanala
15 September 2008 @ 02:53 am

Staring at how weird my eyebrows look since I FINALLY got them waxed after putting it off for a month.
Little asian ho who waxed them had apparently just come off her lunch break from eating something horrid and filled with garlic and onions apparently from the way her breath stank.
And she was a chatty one too D: the last few times I've gone around to salons and whatnot the people tend to be pretty quiet so they can get the garbage done and get their tip.,
Not this one.
She was all lalalalachatchatchitterchat.
And I'm just dying.
Then she put something on my face that was all cold and made me wanna scratch my forehead but I resisted since she was still snipping away with her tiny scisors at the edges of my owl looking eyebrows.
Oscar got his eyebrows waxed too but I didn't get to take an after pic before he ran off to work. ):

&So there's this guy.
My mom dated him back when she was in the air force almost nineteen years ago.,
And she recently saw him at work, which she thought was amazing.
But whats not amazing- he thinks he's my dad.
Oh yes, strange. My mom showed him a picture of me or whatever and he was like zomg., same ears.
And I'm like wtf? You has three piercings on both ends too?
But apparently I have mutant ears, according to my mom that is.
So he keeps one of my pictures and decides to send it to his ENTIRE family like omgomgomg, might have a daughter.
and I'm like niggapsyche.

But now he's all salivating at the thought of meeting me,
and I'm like fool better come bearing gifts.

If I call him dad d'you think he'll buy me a sidekick?
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Three holesss (:
Pierced
 Eyebrows&Hos
Something on my face?Rave-o, Mari Cela, Oscarala
 
 
Current Location: Your pants, don't look.
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Regretfully Yours, The Sunstreak
 
 
 
 

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